I really don't know why anyone why anybody would want to name their record as Fuck. It might have threatened to push the boundaries of taste 24 years ago, these days it's just so heavily cliched and stamped upon indiscriminately. The title was Sammy Hagar's idea but something that Eddie van Halen was completely against. Then somebody reminded Hagar of what it meant, although in the Queen's English, it actually means Fornication Under the Command of the King. So, for all you VH fans and foul mouthed mothers, there you have it.
So, album nine on the VH chronology and number three with the rather eccentric Mr Hagar, which is one of the few acts I have seen and evidence that EVH still had an inventive mind and willing to take the creative boundaries to the next parallel. Sadly I really don't keep track of what Van Halen get up to in recent times, only that it's my hope Eddie has at least overcome a few of his alcohol problems what seem to have plagued him. And best not to go into the kitten scratching contest that Sammy and returnee David Lee Roth seem to embroil themselves in these days.
Memorable introduction in Poundcake, and that it shows plenty of promise. I do like it but in some parts the suggestive double entendres in the song are just a little too blatant and unimaginative. There's plenty of Sunday roast in it but actually it's missing a few trimmings, which with a few other mighty singles, it's normally the other way round. Great shame. It's also a little too pedestrian so, next we have Judgement Day which thank God redresses the balance, weighty and pacey if a little too Bon Jovi and struggling to crawl out of the eighties. Following on is the premium phone line themed Spank, and continuing the sexploitation concept, nice story but even at barely five minutes really feels heavily laboured and two thirds in, I'm seriously losing my attention.
When I first heard it about 20 years ago, I wasn't enamoured with Right Now, maybe because of its softer overtones, but actually now I'm listening to it in 2015, it's not so gravely watered down, maybe the piano leads are the crucial part of the song. Obviously a soft rock approach but I really do enjoy it, one of their more inventive tracks. Penultimate track, brief semi acoustic instrumental is 316 is named after Eddie's son Wolfgang (now VH's bassist incidentally) and his birthdate March 16. A snippet perhaps, but enjoyable. We're now at the final track, Top Of The World, killer chorus and thankfully a quantum leap towards the end, feel good and endorphine laden but at least the vocals do it justice given the lack of keyboards that really Van Halen has been sorely missing so far.
5 out of ten. It could have been a bit better.
Best track : Top Of The World.
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